New favorite activity of the night…
Reading a Spanish to English, Chrome-translated, Teen Wolf version of 50 Shades of Grey….
TEARS from laughing so hard. Actual tears down my face. And Steph’s.
God bless the internet.
Henceforth, all buildings shall be measured in tacos.
i have been planning on getting my shit together for like 5 years now
Do not go all Sean Penn in Mystic River on me!
Mystic River. It was a reference to Mystic River.
why do people say “don’t be a pussy” when talking about weakness more like “don’t be a man’s ego” because you know there isn’t nothing more fragile than that
because “pussy” is the shortened form of the word “pusillanimous”, which means “timid, cowardly”
and not the slang word for the female genital region?
literally no one else knows this. nobody.
does anybody else legitimately worry about how they’re going to share a bed with their partner when they’re older? like buddy i need all the blankets to make a burrito and then i need to throw them off of me dramatically in the middle of the night and lie spread-eagled across the entire bed how is this going to work
Committing suicide is a crime in the US not so that we can punish the depressed, but because, if it weren’t, it would be illegal for the police to enter a home to save someone they suspected was about to kill themselves.
There has to be reasonable belief that a crime is currently being committed or is about to be committed for the police to enter private property.
First attempt at a thing…